Momoi Satsuki was hurriedly walking in the housing suburbs of Tokyo, trying to not gather the attention of the few people on the street at 7:30 AM. She had received the most unbelievable phonecall from Kise one hour ago: a messed up prank where he had suddenly woken up with dog ears and tail, Murasakibara had become of the size of a soda can and Akashi could only speak through idioms, all because they had eaten some ‘weird-looking jelly beans’.
Of course, she didn’t believe any of that… until she received a photo sent by the blonde that showed her their current appearance. Still a little bit reticent, she decided to call Akashi… and she almost fell down the stairs she was at the time climbing down because of the way the redhead was truly talking.
Since it was currently extremely hard to maintain a (sane) conversation with Akashi, she decided to call Kise once again to know more details about the others. He had told her that he only had not been able to talk with Aomine yet and when she noticed, she was already running outside of her house.
And so, after almost 20 minutes of walking (more like running), she reached Aomine’s house and entered inside of the small front yard to press the doorbell. His parents should be at home too, since it was a weekend, so even if Aomine was still sleeping someone would open the door for her to come inside.
She rang the doorbell and waited. And waited. Getting a little bit impatient, Momoi rang one more time and waited. That was weird. Why wasn’t anyone answering the door? An extremely bad feeling creeping up inside of her, she decided to call the tanned male once again. When the pink-haired girl put the phone on her ear and waited for the call to connect, strangely she could hear a cell phone ringing from right behind the door.
“Yes?” asked the voice of the tanned male from both on the other side of the call and the other side of the door.
“Dai-chan, it’s me! Please open the door right now! I need to tell you something really important!” started explaining Momoi right away, getting a little bit more frustrated.
“Oh, Sat-chan<3 You’re here to visit me~?” said Aomine, opening the door almost immediately. Somehow… Momoi thought there was something different about the tanned male, but she couldn’t really tell what it was.
“Yes! There’s a really big problem going around right now!” continued the pink-haired girl, stepping inside of the entrance of the tanned male’s house. “Are you feeling anything weird rig— Ah… Dai-chan? What are you doing?”
“Hmm?” hummed Aomine, looking at a small mirror on his hand while taking a small pink lipstick out of his pants’ pocket. “I’m fixing my make-up, of course. A girl has always to be on their best appearance when they have visits, right, Sat-chan?”
“’S-Sat-chan’…?” hesitantly repeated Momoi, arching an eyebrow as she processed the information on her extremely advanced brain. “…Eh? W-What did you just say? A… A girl has to be on her best? W-Who has to be on her best?”
“What are you talking about, Sat-chan?” asked Aomine, a scandalized look on his face as he looked away from the mirror to stare at the pink-haired girl. “I’m talking about me, of course! You’re so silly, Sat-chan~”
“Eh…?”
“Now that you’re here, help me choose my clothes!” suddenly announced Aomine, grabbing the pink-haired girl’s arm and dragging her to the second floor. “Today I’ll be meeting up with Kagami-chan and Tetsu-chan so I want to be really cute and sparkly<3 But for some reason, I just don’t know what type of clothes I should take? You’re my BFF so you have to help me, okay~?”
“Ah… O-Okay…” hesitantly acknowledged Momoi, her brain starting to enter into overload for the first time in a long, long time.
What was happening right now? It appeared that Aomine was acting like a teenage girl – no, more like, he was thinking like a teenage girl. And it wasn’t an ordinary girl, it was a spoiled, happy-go-lucky and sparkly girl who would obviously start to throw tantrums if things didn’t go her away.
“D-Dai-chan, where are your parents?” asked Momoi, putting on a forced smile on her face as she entered inside of Aomine’s bedroom. Inside of the room was a complete mess of clothes spread on the bed, on the floor, on the drawers, everywhere. It appeared that the tanned male really had been trying to decide what to dress.
“Mommy and Daddy left early today to go to… Hmm? Where was it again?” started thinking Aomine, tilting his head sideways in a cute thinking pose, one that someone would never imagine seeing on a 192 cm muscled male. He quickly shrugged his shoulders and looked right back to his bed, picking up a shirt and observing it intently. “It doesn’t matter~ Let’s just choose my clothes quickly, okay? Afterwards, I need to put on a new make-up set and maybe find a cute necklace to go with my clothes.”
“U-Um… Yes, that sounds wonderful, Dai-chan…” acknowledged the pink-haired girl while taking slow steps backwards. She slowly took her phone out of her purse and pointed at it. “D-Dai-chan, I need to call Tetsu-kun really quickly, okay? Do you mind?”
“Oh, Tetsu-chan? Tell him I said hi and sent him kisses and bear hugs<3” happily said Aomine, continuing to happily search around his clothes, humming a song while moving his body around to its rhythm.
“Y-Yes, I-I will…” Nodding hesitantly, Momoi quickly turned around on her heels and exited the room back to the hallway, closing the door behind herself.
-.-
Kuroko was already on the deepest stage of his second sleep when he was suddenly woken up once again by the ringing of his cell phone. Trying to calm down his thundering heart due to the scare he caught by the unexpected loud ring, he grunted and stuffed his head beneath the pillow.
But the ringing persisted. When he finally thought that whoever was that had called had given up, the ringing started once again. There was only one person who could be this persistent. And he had even warned the blonde to not call him until after 10 AM.
Slowly, the bluenette took his arm from out of the bundle of blankets and groped the mattress of the bed, searching of his phone while still with his head hidden away. When he found the electronic device, he pressed the button and put it underneath the pillow so he could speak.
“Kise-kun… it’s still… too early… Please call at a later time…” mumbled Kuroko with an extremely sleepy voice.
“Tetsu-kun, it’s not Ki-chan! It’s me!” screamed right away the pink-haired girl’s voice, panic painting her voice as it had happened with the blonde.
“Momoi…san?” Kuroko took the pillow from on top of his head and turned around to face the ceiling of his bedroom. He peeked at his alarm clock and saw that it was still too early for his brain to be working at 100% (well, at least on a weekend). “What’s wrong…?”
“T-This is serious, Tetsu-kun! I don’t know what I should do!” started Momoi, her voice in a complete frenzy and the bluenette had a feeling that she was teary-eyed right now (just like Kise had been a couple of hours ago). “D-Dai-chan is… I think Dai-chan is dying!!”
“Eh!?” In a single jump, Kuroko sat up in his bed, all sleepiness completely drained out of his whole body due to those sudden and alarming words. “What happened to Aomine-kun?”
“I know he sometimes acts completely weird, but right now he…” hesitantly explained the pink-haired girl. She paused for a brief second, gulped down hard and took a deep breath. “Dai-chan is addressing to himself like he’s a girl.”
“Huh?” interjected the bluenette right away, completely lost on how he should interpret those words.
“Dai-chan is saying ‘watashi’ instead of ‘ore’. He’s calling me ‘Sat-chan’ and he’s currently taking all of his clothes from his wardrobe and drawers because he’s planning on wearing perfect clothes, perfect make-up and a ‘cute necklace’ to go meet with you and Kagamin!” explained Momoi as quickly as she could so she wouldn’t feel the effect of her own words. “Oh, and when I said I was going to call you, he told me this: ‘Oh, Tetsu-chan? Tell him I said hi and sent him kisses and bear hugs<3’”
“Momoi-san, please calm down,” started Kuroko, heaving a soft sigh. “You’re starting to sound like Kise-kun did this morning. You were probably dreaming all of—“
“Oh, this is definitely not a dream, Tetsu-kun!” interrupted the pink-haired girl, taking a deep breath once again to calm herself. “Ki-chan, Mukkun, Midorin and even Akashi-kun are like this!”
“Eh?” interjected Kuroko one more time, his head spinning at this information. Then that meant that when Kise had called him at 5 AM saying something about him having dog ears and tail and Murasakibara being tiny… Could it be that all of that was actually true?
“If you need proofs about it, I’ll send you the picture that Ki-chan sent me of him and Mukkun,” continued Momoi, her voice a little bit calmer than before. “He told me it had something to do with the ‘weird-looking jelly beans’ that you all ate during the gathering you had at his house.”
“What? The jelly beans?” repeated the bluenette, arching slightly an eyebrow. He had also eaten one of the jelly beans but… He looked down on his body and then started patting his head and back; he saw nothing out of the ordinary there. He also felt no different from when he went to sleep last night.
“So how are you feeling right now, Tetsu-kun?” asked the pink-haired girl, impatience painting slightly her voice once again. “I see that you’re speaking normally so did your body change in some sort of way? Did you also grow ears and a tail? Oh, that would look quite cute on you~ Ah, anyway. Do you feel weird or something unusual is going around you?”
“No, I’m completely normal,” simply announced Kuroko, peering slightly around his bedroom to see if there was anything different there. “And I also don’t think there’s anything out of the ordinary around me, at the moment. If we ignore this whole conversation, that is.”
“Eh? Then… you’re completely normal right now?” hesitantly asked Momoi, a sort of dissatisfied tone on her voice.
“Yes, I’m completely normal,” deadpanned the bluenette, giving a short nod with his head. “On that note, what exactly are Akashi-kun and Midorima-kun’s current abnormalities?”
“Ah… Well, I don’t really know about Midorin since I haven’t talked to him directly. But Ki-chan told me that apparently he was close to death two times already and he hasn’t gone out of his room yet. However, I talked with Akashi-kun on the phone and he can only speak using idioms.”
“Idioms? That must be hard to understand for someone who isn’t used to read,” pointed out Kuroko, arching slightly an eyebrow. Most likely, the only ones who would be able to understand what the redhead wanted to say would be him, Momoi and Midorima, since the rest of them weren’t exactly the most bright of people in terms of intelligence. “And what exactly are we going to do about this? Have anyone decided on how we will solve this… ‘jelly bean curse’?”
“No, nothing at the moment,” added the pink-haired girl. “Ki-chan told me that we need to all meet in a café at 11 AM so we could discuss what we should do. He also said that he would contact Kagamin since he used to live in America and the package of jelly beans came from there. Meanwhile, I’ll also try to search around for— Ah, Dai-chan, you can’t go out to the street wearing that! It’s your mother’s dress and it wouldn’t fit you even if you shrank! Tetsu-kun, sorry but I need to go. There’s no way I will let Dai-chan go out to the street wearing a dress! See you later!”
Having said that, the call was suddenly cut off, leaving Kuroko still as confused as before.
Apparently all of them got ‘cursed’ by the weird-looking jelly beans they had eaten the day before – Kise was transforming into a dog, Murasakibara had shrunk to the size of a soda can, Akashi was speaking with idioms only, Aomine thought of himself as a girl and Midorima was going through some sort of thing that put him in life-threatening situations while still inside of his bedroom.
Then… why was it that nothing different was going on around him? He had eaten the jelly bean like all the others. Could it be that, for some reason, the ‘curse’ didn’t affect him?
Or was it that he hadn’t noticed what it was yet?
And so, after almost 20 minutes of walking (more like running), she reached Aomine’s house and entered inside of the small front yard to press the doorbell. His parents should be at home too, since it was a weekend, so even if Aomine was still sleeping someone would open the door for her to come inside.
She rang the doorbell and waited. And waited. Getting a little bit impatient, Momoi rang one more time and waited. That was weird. Why wasn’t anyone answering the door? An extremely bad feeling creeping up inside of her, she decided to call the tanned male once again. When the pink-haired girl put the phone on her ear and waited for the call to connect, strangely she could hear a cell phone ringing from right behind the door.
“Yes?” asked the voice of the tanned male from both on the other side of the call and the other side of the door.
“Dai-chan, it’s me! Please open the door right now! I need to tell you something really important!” started explaining Momoi right away, getting a little bit more frustrated.
“Oh, Sat-chan<3 You’re here to visit me~?” said Aomine, opening the door almost immediately. Somehow… Momoi thought there was something different about the tanned male, but she couldn’t really tell what it was.
“Yes! There’s a really big problem going around right now!” continued the pink-haired girl, stepping inside of the entrance of the tanned male’s house. “Are you feeling anything weird rig— Ah… Dai-chan? What are you doing?”
“Hmm?” hummed Aomine, looking at a small mirror on his hand while taking a small pink lipstick out of his pants’ pocket. “I’m fixing my make-up, of course. A girl has always to be on their best appearance when they have visits, right, Sat-chan?”
“’S-Sat-chan’…?” hesitantly repeated Momoi, arching an eyebrow as she processed the information on her extremely advanced brain. “…Eh? W-What did you just say? A… A girl has to be on her best? W-Who has to be on her best?”
“What are you talking about, Sat-chan?” asked Aomine, a scandalized look on his face as he looked away from the mirror to stare at the pink-haired girl. “I’m talking about me, of course! You’re so silly, Sat-chan~”
“Eh…?”
“Now that you’re here, help me choose my clothes!” suddenly announced Aomine, grabbing the pink-haired girl’s arm and dragging her to the second floor. “Today I’ll be meeting up with Kagami-chan and Tetsu-chan so I want to be really cute and sparkly<3 But for some reason, I just don’t know what type of clothes I should take? You’re my BFF so you have to help me, okay~?”
“Ah… O-Okay…” hesitantly acknowledged Momoi, her brain starting to enter into overload for the first time in a long, long time.
What was happening right now? It appeared that Aomine was acting like a teenage girl – no, more like, he was thinking like a teenage girl. And it wasn’t an ordinary girl, it was a spoiled, happy-go-lucky and sparkly girl who would obviously start to throw tantrums if things didn’t go her away.
“D-Dai-chan, where are your parents?” asked Momoi, putting on a forced smile on her face as she entered inside of Aomine’s bedroom. Inside of the room was a complete mess of clothes spread on the bed, on the floor, on the drawers, everywhere. It appeared that the tanned male really had been trying to decide what to dress.
“Mommy and Daddy left early today to go to… Hmm? Where was it again?” started thinking Aomine, tilting his head sideways in a cute thinking pose, one that someone would never imagine seeing on a 192 cm muscled male. He quickly shrugged his shoulders and looked right back to his bed, picking up a shirt and observing it intently. “It doesn’t matter~ Let’s just choose my clothes quickly, okay? Afterwards, I need to put on a new make-up set and maybe find a cute necklace to go with my clothes.”
“U-Um… Yes, that sounds wonderful, Dai-chan…” acknowledged the pink-haired girl while taking slow steps backwards. She slowly took her phone out of her purse and pointed at it. “D-Dai-chan, I need to call Tetsu-kun really quickly, okay? Do you mind?”
“Oh, Tetsu-chan? Tell him I said hi and sent him kisses and bear hugs<3” happily said Aomine, continuing to happily search around his clothes, humming a song while moving his body around to its rhythm.
“Y-Yes, I-I will…” Nodding hesitantly, Momoi quickly turned around on her heels and exited the room back to the hallway, closing the door behind herself.
-.-
Kuroko was already on the deepest stage of his second sleep when he was suddenly woken up once again by the ringing of his cell phone. Trying to calm down his thundering heart due to the scare he caught by the unexpected loud ring, he grunted and stuffed his head beneath the pillow.
But the ringing persisted. When he finally thought that whoever was that had called had given up, the ringing started once again. There was only one person who could be this persistent. And he had even warned the blonde to not call him until after 10 AM.
Slowly, the bluenette took his arm from out of the bundle of blankets and groped the mattress of the bed, searching of his phone while still with his head hidden away. When he found the electronic device, he pressed the button and put it underneath the pillow so he could speak.
“Kise-kun… it’s still… too early… Please call at a later time…” mumbled Kuroko with an extremely sleepy voice.
“Tetsu-kun, it’s not Ki-chan! It’s me!” screamed right away the pink-haired girl’s voice, panic painting her voice as it had happened with the blonde.
“Momoi…san?” Kuroko took the pillow from on top of his head and turned around to face the ceiling of his bedroom. He peeked at his alarm clock and saw that it was still too early for his brain to be working at 100% (well, at least on a weekend). “What’s wrong…?”
“T-This is serious, Tetsu-kun! I don’t know what I should do!” started Momoi, her voice in a complete frenzy and the bluenette had a feeling that she was teary-eyed right now (just like Kise had been a couple of hours ago). “D-Dai-chan is… I think Dai-chan is dying!!”
“Eh!?” In a single jump, Kuroko sat up in his bed, all sleepiness completely drained out of his whole body due to those sudden and alarming words. “What happened to Aomine-kun?”
“I know he sometimes acts completely weird, but right now he…” hesitantly explained the pink-haired girl. She paused for a brief second, gulped down hard and took a deep breath. “Dai-chan is addressing to himself like he’s a girl.”
“Huh?” interjected the bluenette right away, completely lost on how he should interpret those words.
“Dai-chan is saying ‘watashi’ instead of ‘ore’. He’s calling me ‘Sat-chan’ and he’s currently taking all of his clothes from his wardrobe and drawers because he’s planning on wearing perfect clothes, perfect make-up and a ‘cute necklace’ to go meet with you and Kagamin!” explained Momoi as quickly as she could so she wouldn’t feel the effect of her own words. “Oh, and when I said I was going to call you, he told me this: ‘Oh, Tetsu-chan? Tell him I said hi and sent him kisses and bear hugs<3’”
“Momoi-san, please calm down,” started Kuroko, heaving a soft sigh. “You’re starting to sound like Kise-kun did this morning. You were probably dreaming all of—“
“Oh, this is definitely not a dream, Tetsu-kun!” interrupted the pink-haired girl, taking a deep breath once again to calm herself. “Ki-chan, Mukkun, Midorin and even Akashi-kun are like this!”
“Eh?” interjected Kuroko one more time, his head spinning at this information. Then that meant that when Kise had called him at 5 AM saying something about him having dog ears and tail and Murasakibara being tiny… Could it be that all of that was actually true?
“If you need proofs about it, I’ll send you the picture that Ki-chan sent me of him and Mukkun,” continued Momoi, her voice a little bit calmer than before. “He told me it had something to do with the ‘weird-looking jelly beans’ that you all ate during the gathering you had at his house.”
“What? The jelly beans?” repeated the bluenette, arching slightly an eyebrow. He had also eaten one of the jelly beans but… He looked down on his body and then started patting his head and back; he saw nothing out of the ordinary there. He also felt no different from when he went to sleep last night.
“So how are you feeling right now, Tetsu-kun?” asked the pink-haired girl, impatience painting slightly her voice once again. “I see that you’re speaking normally so did your body change in some sort of way? Did you also grow ears and a tail? Oh, that would look quite cute on you~ Ah, anyway. Do you feel weird or something unusual is going around you?”
“No, I’m completely normal,” simply announced Kuroko, peering slightly around his bedroom to see if there was anything different there. “And I also don’t think there’s anything out of the ordinary around me, at the moment. If we ignore this whole conversation, that is.”
“Eh? Then… you’re completely normal right now?” hesitantly asked Momoi, a sort of dissatisfied tone on her voice.
“Yes, I’m completely normal,” deadpanned the bluenette, giving a short nod with his head. “On that note, what exactly are Akashi-kun and Midorima-kun’s current abnormalities?”
“Ah… Well, I don’t really know about Midorin since I haven’t talked to him directly. But Ki-chan told me that apparently he was close to death two times already and he hasn’t gone out of his room yet. However, I talked with Akashi-kun on the phone and he can only speak using idioms.”
“Idioms? That must be hard to understand for someone who isn’t used to read,” pointed out Kuroko, arching slightly an eyebrow. Most likely, the only ones who would be able to understand what the redhead wanted to say would be him, Momoi and Midorima, since the rest of them weren’t exactly the most bright of people in terms of intelligence. “And what exactly are we going to do about this? Have anyone decided on how we will solve this… ‘jelly bean curse’?”
“No, nothing at the moment,” added the pink-haired girl. “Ki-chan told me that we need to all meet in a café at 11 AM so we could discuss what we should do. He also said that he would contact Kagamin since he used to live in America and the package of jelly beans came from there. Meanwhile, I’ll also try to search around for— Ah, Dai-chan, you can’t go out to the street wearing that! It’s your mother’s dress and it wouldn’t fit you even if you shrank! Tetsu-kun, sorry but I need to go. There’s no way I will let Dai-chan go out to the street wearing a dress! See you later!”
Having said that, the call was suddenly cut off, leaving Kuroko still as confused as before.
Apparently all of them got ‘cursed’ by the weird-looking jelly beans they had eaten the day before – Kise was transforming into a dog, Murasakibara had shrunk to the size of a soda can, Akashi was speaking with idioms only, Aomine thought of himself as a girl and Midorima was going through some sort of thing that put him in life-threatening situations while still inside of his bedroom.
Then… why was it that nothing different was going on around him? He had eaten the jelly bean like all the others. Could it be that, for some reason, the ‘curse’ didn’t affect him?
Or was it that he hadn’t noticed what it was yet?
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