For the first time ever in his whole life, Kuroko didn’t want to go to school.
Even while those nasty events during middle school and his broken friendship with Ogiwara had happened, he still kept enough dedication to his studies and love for the sport to continue attending school every single day – even if he ran the risk of having to interact with his former teammates after he delivered his withdrawal notice form to the attended captain of the team. Akashi, obviously.
However, the current circumstances were completely different from that time. Though Kuroko had absolutely no problems with attending classes or bumping into some of his former teammates now, he definitely had quite the big trouble to go to his basketball practices, mainly because a certain former teammate of his would also be attending them for the entirety of that newly started week.
I don’t want to go to school… I don’t want to go to school…, inwardly chanted Kuroko in the back of his head, slowly walking down the same path as every weekday morning. A tired and worried frown remained on his pale features as he stared down to the floor and tried to think up some sort of strategy that would get him to skip basketball practise once again. At this point, Riko’s wrath was the least of his worries (which he knew it could come at full strength in a single murderous blow), especially when his pride as a man would be tested by most likely having to attend practice while his brain was filled with nothing related to basketball and all related to getting his fill of a certain redhead. Geez… Why does this have to happen to me…? Why couldn’t I have simply have become completely invisible or turned into a ghost or something like that? Why would the curse be something like… THIS?
By the time Kuroko reached the entrance door of the gym, he had yet to come up with some sort of excuse that would get him out of practice, even if just for one day. The reason was, obviously…
“Good morning, Kuroko-kun,” greeted Riko, arms crossed over her chest as she remained right in the middle of the entrance to the gym. The scariest smile that Kuroko had ever seen in his whole life remained on the coach’s lips. “I take it that you have fully recovered now and will not cause any trouble or miss the practice games against Rakuzan, right? Right? ”
“Ah… Y… Yes…” awkwardly acknowledged Kuroko, quickly averting Riko’s furious gaze. However, a hand came forward and tightly grabbed him by the cheeks, forcing him to turn his face back up.
“You do know that you are essential to win the practice games against Rakuzan, right, Kuroko-kun?” threateningly asked Riko, the ‘smile’ stretching even further on her lips. “So whatever it is that is bothering you, throw it away to the closest trash can and get back on your feet! A special training regimen for after this week has lovingly been planned for you already so I will shower you with all of my love and affection after we win the rest of the practice games. Understood?”
“Yes…” acknowledged Kuroko, his shoulders slumping down in utter defeat. Even if they, for some sort of lucky strike, won any of the games against Rakuzan, it would come with the price of Kuroko’s total annihilation, who would most likely die throughout one of the matches.
Whether the cause of death would be an intense nosebleed or simply out of sheer embarrassment over having a boner while playing basketball… only the future would tell.
-.-
“Game… START!” announced Riko, throwing the ball high in the air while in the middle of the court, announcing the beginning of the first practice game of that morning.
Nebuya Eikichi loudly roared, jumping high in the ground and taking a hold of the ball, readily passing it afterwards to Hayama Kotarou, a mischievous toothy smirk on his lips as he powerfully dribbled the ball a couple of times. His eyes never left Izuki, who was trying to keep a strong mark on him. With a couple of lightning-fast dribbles, Hayama skilfully avoided having the ball stolen from him and connected the pass to Akashi, who used his honed point guard position to get the ball swiftly delivered to Mibuchi. A gracious throw and the number 3 was readily pushed to the scoreboard – Rakuzan definitely was going for the kill already in the first minutes of the first game.
“Damn it… I have the feeling that this whole practice will go awry once again…” cursed Hyuuga, clicking his tongue in frustration at the bad feeling that was already twisting his gut. He sideways glanced to the crouched down bluenette in the corner of the court and then exasperatedly sighed. “Kagami, go check on Kuroko. Now!”
“Y-Yes… sir!” acknowledged Kagami, a shudder running down his spine at Hyuuga’s threatening and commanding voice. It seemed that clutch time had already landed on Seirin’s captain. He gave a short run towards Kuroko and leaned his body forward, softly whispering at him. “Hey… Um… How are you doing?”
“K-Kagami-kun… please just kill me…” weakly begged Kuroko, his bright red and panting features being hidden with the help of his knees and the crouched down position he had taken. “Go back in time and stop us from playing that silly game… Or put me in a coma… Drug me with powerful sedatives… Find a way to forcibly induce erectile dysfunction on the male body…”
“Um… I-I don’t think I can do any of those things…” softly answered Kagami, inwardly cringing at Kuroko’s requests and the reason behind them.
“Murasakibara-kun…?” asked Kuroko, his body fidgeting around as he tried to adjust his crouched down position to one a little more comfortable – in more than one sense.
“I don’t think he can help you either,” sighed Kagami, straightening his body and rubbing the back of his neck. “Actually, just leave him alone for the time being. He’s already plenty of heartbroken that Tatsuya couldn’t come to get him yesterday due to a problem in Akita’s railways. It seems a sudden storm hit Hokkaido and partially destroyed the railway lines.”
“Uhh…” groaned Kuroko, inwardly cursing his bad luck. All of a sudden, he got back up, a decisive expression on his face and glint on his teal eyes. “Kagami-kun.”
“…Yeah?” hesitantly acknowledged Kagami, a suspicious frown on his features as he observed Kuroko and his sudden tranquil demeanour.
“Please keep the game going while I quickly go to the cafeteria and get a knife,” explained Kuroko, giving a decisive nod with his head as he started walking towards the gym’s door, his cheeks fully red. “I need to perform a quick surgery on my own body but I should be able to get back in time to help you win the game if I don’t bleed myself to death.”
“W-Wai—! Don’t even dare to think of castrating yourself!!!” softly roared Kagami, lunging his hand forward and taking a hold of Kuroko’s arm to prevent him from mutilating his own body as a means to extinguish his arousal. “Calm down a notch and think things through rationally, okay? There’s no need to take such extreme actions. Just… take a deep breath and calm down. You know the solution to solve this whole mess so just freaking put it forward and get over with your own misery!”
“I-I can’t, Kagami-kun…” said Kuroko, his voice strained and mellowed out with the scorching temperature of his sexually frustrated body. He slowly turned his head around towards Kagami, his cheeks flushed and eyes watery and half-lidded. “I can’t think right now, Kagami-kun… I just… Haa… I need to… I just want to have sex so ba— Mmph!”
“Okay, let’s stop right here!” interrupted Kagami right away, slamming his free hand on Kuroko’s mouth and putting a stop to his words before any of the two would come to regret it in the future. He leaned his upper body slightly and whispered to the fidgeting bluenette, “For fuck’s sake, Kuroko, I don’t need to hear your dirty talking nor get to know of your sexual needs. Get this done with Akashi once and for all and spare me the embarrassment of my life. Do you want me to just lock you two up somewhere and let you solve it out between yourselves? Cause a commotion and get morning practise cancelled? I’m desperate enough to do any of them!! Just please don’t say anything else about this, got it!?”
“Have you found your feet or would you like a hand?” asked Akashi, a soft smile on his lips as he walked over to the two enemy players and stopped beside them. His head was slightly tilted in curiosity over why they had suddenly caused the game to come to a sudden intermission without requesting any time out.
“Mmmmhn!!” moaned Kuroko, although his voice came out muffled due to the hand covering his mouth. His body shivering with unfulfilled desire, he clumsily motioned his hands forward and accidentally gave a powerful double gut punch to Kagami’s stomach.
“Gaahhh!” yelped Kagami, immediately releasing Kuroko and crawling his body inward, his arms wrapping around his stomach area as he tried to fight both the intense pain and the intense urge to vomit his breakfast. “Ugh… K-Kuroko… You s-son of a bitch… I-I’m definitely… k-killin’ you now…”
Those threatening words, however, were heard by no one – both Kuroko and Akashi were no longer on sight when Kagami’s body toppled down on the floor with a muffled thud.
Comments
Post a Comment